madness of my mind

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

(via inactiveblogger)

witneyhouston:

katara:

what happens when a sugar daddy runs out of sugar 

you leave 

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s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

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humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

(Source: darrynek, via supernovaqirl)

sleep:

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork 

(Source: sleep, via fake-mermaid)