Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
(via reikamimi)
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via reikamimi)
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
(Source: joshsux, via maurerjuana)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via annagracethegreat)
